Date: 25th May 2011 at 4:27pm
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Season 2003/04, it wasn’t that long ago really, anyway, back to the (statistically) best Arsenal team ever:

Played 38, Won 26, Drew 12, Lost 0

Goals for 73, Goals against 26, Goal dif 47

Points 90 = Champions

So, what the bloody hell are they all doing these days?

The mad German has returned to the fold, all be it temporarily, just to cheese Manuel off (again) and prove he is still a better keeper.

(Ralph) Lauren

The man, who beat ‘The Horse’ in replacing Dixon, was last seen on Sky Sports as ’s punditorial sidekick.

Sol Campbell

Sulzeer Jeremiah Campbell, the first Bosman transfer from the Spuds to Arsenal. The only Arsenal player to score in a Champions League final, the player that Shrek dived into in the 50th game, the first one to come back, is currently gaining splinters on Newcastle Utd bench, if he’s lucky!!!

In the first instance, the surprise choice as Sol’s centre back partner. Kolo is currently waiting to hear on the F.A’s decision to ban him from the game after failing a drug test. Touted to be the next face of the ‘Just Say No’ campaign.

Ashley Cole

Can be found shooting youth players in West London and drowning his sorrows in West End nightclubs. One of Arsenal’s best ever left-backs, blew all the good work by becoming a scab!!

Freddie Ljungberg

Andy William’s song was our wedding song. My wife wasn’t very happy when in the second chorus I started singing, ‘we love you Freddie cos you’ve got red hair’. She got her own back by posting the life size Calvin Klein modelling shot in our bedroom! After a couple of seasons taking it easy in Seattle and Chicago, is avoiding all the madness by playing for Celtic!

Paddy Vieira

’s pre-arrival, first signing, Paddy captained Arsenal to immortality. Vieira holds the dubious honour of being Arsene’s most dismissed player (9 in total). Paddy now is earning his ‘last move, big pay cheque’ in Sheik City’s ultra-attack minded midfield and has recently won his 5 F.A cup winners medal.

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