This is a parody of Eminem’s music track ‘Stan’, which, if anyone has worked out already, refers to Arsenal’s new chairman Stan Kroenke. Enjoy.
Lyrics written by Steve Wellman
Leagues gone cold, I wonder why, I got out of bed at all
Barcelona at Nou Camp, with our backs against the wall
But even when we thought it was gonna be our day, Robin kicked the ball away
But we could be Spurs so it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad.
Dear Fans,
You wrote so I came a calling
To help stop the club from stumbling and falling
I’ve been here for a few years now, sat up on the board
Watched how the teams progressed and how to strike a chord
But now its time to finally show my hand, to go forward
But anyways, stuff it, what’s been up, how’s the supporters
Bet most of you’ve been here as long as your fathers
Along with your mothers, your sons and your daughters
That’s what it is, what it is to be a Gooner
I read about this Russian dude, who is trying to muscle in on the action, too
I know you probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan
and I won’t let the club get ruined by the Russian man
I’ve got some teams back in the US of A
So I know all about this sports stuff, hey
Anyway, I’m on your side man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan.
Leagues gone cold, I wonder why, I got out of bed at all
Barcelona at Nou Camp, with our backs against the wall
But even when we thought it was gonna be our day, Robin kicked the ball away
But we could be Spurs so it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad.
Dear Fans,
The Russian dudes hanging on, he won’t sell his shares
I ain’t mad, but I am the only one who truly cares
I was at the game on Sunday watching from the stands
I wanted to feel what its like to be a fan
I could see the frustration, and man it shows
How far your passion and support goes
All the players out there, I can see they’re your idols
I want to feel all of that, feel it all like you do
I want to help the Gunners grow
Back to the top; see that’s where we belong
These last 6 seasons have been far too long
I want this club to be noticed out in the big wide world
I want this club and its voice out there to be heard
When I see Arsenal, I see a great world-class club
When I see Arsenal fans, I see the way all fans should be
Believe in the team, its targets and goals
Sometimes I see why your heart often bleeds
I hope I’m the one YOU feel the clubs needs
See everything the fans say is real and I respect that cos you tell it
I want to help to run the club 24/7, I don’t know Arsenal like you, no-one does
I don’t know what it was like as a Gooner to growing up
I’m gonna try to make Arsenal the club that never lose
Sincerely Yours Stan
PS: We can work this out together too.
Leagues gone cold, I wonder why, I got out of bed at all
Barcelona at Nou Camp, with our backs against the wall
But even when we thought it was gonna be our day, Robin kicked the ball away
But we could be Spurs so it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad.
Dear Stan,
Remember this club has a history and an ethos too
We don’t want to end up like the club to the south in blue
With an owner with too much money and all that
Who’ll get bored and run off when its turns flat, we wanna be top cat
See, we’ve been here along time, years
We’ve been through all the heartbreak and the cheers
We want someone who believes in the club too
Who’s not around for a bit, just to make a buck or two
We’ve got some issues Stan that really need sorting
To help us stay on top and keep fighting
The last few seasons have been a bit rough
And some of the results have been a bit tough
We need someone fresh, someone with vision
To help us see it through all the season
I hope you believe in the Arsenal way too
Cos if you do we will all put our faith in you
If you look at the club we have a philosophy
We all stand together, “VICTORY THROUGH HARMONY”
I know sometimes we say some crazy sh#t
But that’s cos we care, we believe, we live for this
A few years ago we were the ‘Invincibles’
Now, we need to get back to those principles
We all hope that you are the one, you’re the man
We now put our faith in you…Stan
The Fans.
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absolutely f*cking brilliant
Such a nice poem.stan must do his best to sack wenger.
In arsene we rust.
That was absolutely quality. Can’t really say anything else.
@Sina
your saying that stan must do his best to sack wenger and then saying in arsene we trust…Woah!
I never met a person who could change their mind so quickly.
@ dunno
Be more careful when reading.i said in arsene we RUST.
Just one word “Excellent”!!!!
Co-incidentally I’ve been playing this song all day long on my guitar!!!!
haha Dunno! ur such a prick.
Good on ya Sina.
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